Kelaparan Adalah Suatu Hakikat Bukan Hikayat Sang Kancil Tapi Hakikat Kelaparan

Babai UTP

Hari ni hari Selasa. Memang tak dapat dinafikan bahawa sebenarnya.. aku akan balik ke rumah pada hari Khamis. kahkahkah...

Tajuk di atas tu? Ya...sekadar mitos dan kristos semata-mata untuk menarik perhatian pembaca. Tapi memang aku tengah lapar pun.

Okeh,aku akan bercuti selama sebulan lebih-lebih. Kat umah xde tenet. So,babai blog.

Err..haaaa....Khamis ni balik pukul 4 pagi. Kenapa 4 pagi? Tanyelah driver. Bukan motokar aku. Motokar dia yang punyaaaa...(macam dialog Ahmad Nisfu itu)

Sekianlah sudah pantun kali nih. Tata,jumpe lagi sem depan. Ingat pesan orang-orang tua. Alang-alang menyeluk pekasam, biarlah ketiak masam.

Regards: AL-APOS

Doraemon tu ape? tak penah dengar pOn.

Yaaaaaa...Mari3....Nyanyi lagu Doraemon....


konna koto ii na
dekitara ii na
anna yume konna yume ippai aru kedo

minna minna minna
kanaete kureru
fushigina POKKE de kanaete kureru
sora wo jiyuu ni tobitai na

(hai! takekoputaa!)

AN AN AN
tottemo daisuki
DORAEMON

shukudai touban shiken ni otsukai
anna koto konna koto taihen dakedo

minna minna minna
tasukete kureru
benrina dougu de tasukete kureru
omocha no heitai da

(sore! tototsugeki!)

AN AN AN
tottemo daisuki
DORAEMON

anna toko ii na
iketara ii na
kono kuni ano shima takusan aru kedo

minna minna minna
ikasete kureru
mirai no kikai de kanaete kureru
sekai ryokou ni ikitai na
(ufufufu... doko demo DOA!)

AN AN AN
tottemo daisuki
DORAEMON

AN AN AN
tottemo daisuki
DORAEMON...

tututtu.tututuuu.... tututututtt.... tut tut tut tut. tut tut tut tutuuuuuuuuuuuu....

Lalat Membuat Skill Dengan Riang Ria Raya

Pantun dan Pepatah Lagi

Sorong papan tarik papan,
Buah epal sedap sekali.

Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat,
Akhirnya Selamat Hari Raye Aidiladha.


sekian..

Aku nak jual blog nih dengan harge $8,237.27

saje je tajuk tuh. macam la bole berjual beli blog ni kan kan kan. tapi kalau Google nak beli ok gak.

"Mr. Google, do you want to buy my blog? Hi Bill Gates. my name is Apis. i'm from Malaysia. nice to know you. I wish to work in your company. wait for me~"
hebat3~ tengok2 pasni aku kene saman. hahaha.

aku saje je nak bgtau bahawe harge blog aku setakat pukul 12.05am, 19 November 2009 adelah $8,237.27 dan popular di Australia. Link ni yg cakap.aku xtau.

Kalau tukar malaysia punye ringgit ade la dalam RM32,900++. Dekat2 RM33,000 gitu la. Maknanye,kalau aku masuk public toilet,sekali masuk 30sen,dengan harge blog aku nih aku bole masuk sebanyak 110,000 kali. begitulah ceritanye...

p/s: harga jamban kat UTP ni pon x semahal blog aku ni kot. hahaha...

TAMMAT

Kepada Ikanstim: Nak sangat aku update. ambik nih

IF YOU ARE TIRED JUST CLICK AND TAKE REST

anda bosan? stress dengan kerjaye dan final exam? gaduh ngn bini? kene halau dari rumah?
jangan bimbang! hilangkan kebosanan,kestressan,kegaduhan,dan kehalauan itu sekarang jugak!





Klik picture kat atas nih. Pastu klik PLAY. Pastu ambik air kopi ngn biskut cap ping pong, enjoy la korang. Kalau tertido, jangan salahkan aku.

Study plus Owl City

Dearest friends...

Assalamualaikum and hey guys.
Long time no see huh. (have we ever met before? hahaha...)

Well, this is my first post in English. hihi.. Trying to do this before but well you know. Not a talented person in English. I guess. (^_^)

Lately, I am so so so busy as the final examination is just around the corner. Starting from 16th to 25th of November. Sampai2 je rumah terus raye. Best yg amat.

And just to inform that perhaps this is my last entry for this year since the holiday is for about a month ++. Sebulan lebih la..

So, see you guys. Pray for my success. Till we meet again later. Have a nice holiday for those yang dah holiday. And for adik2 yang ambik SPM, biitaufik wannajah!! All the best.



Regards,
Hafiz

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Manchester United vs Chelsea: What The Papers Say

Time: Tonight, 12 a.m.
Location: Kedai Salam Taman Maju, Tronoh, Perak.
Participants: Aku, Che Mat, Miyuk, Khir Batu, Pidin, Fadhzir, dan mereka2.
Transport: Moto Khir Batu, Moto Sebeng.
Backup: Fadhzir's car.
Plan: Move early to get the seats.
Reminder: Matrix card, wallet, and jepun slipper.

Analysis:

The extracts on this page are taken from selected national newspapers. The views expressed here do not necessarily reflect the views of both teams.

Sir Alex says his team will not freeze at Chelsea on Sunday(tonight) - like they did at Anfield. "It's always hard at Chelsea but we'll deal with it better than we did at Anfield," he insisted.

Blues midfielder Deco believes Didier Drogba will be the star man on Sunday. "The big difference between us and United is in attack. Drogba is enjoying a spectacular moment in his career and is superior to the front-line of United."

In other news, the Daily Mail reports that United have been named ahead of Barcelona and Real Madrid as the best supported club in Europe. see! =)